DEAR LADIES! IF YOUR BOYFIE IS A JALUO...NEVER LET HIM ANSWER
YOUR PHONE ON YOUR BEHALF NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES*
YOUR PHONE ON YOUR BEHALF NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES*
On social media platforms, kenyans are ever creative especially on twitter, that is Kenyans On Twitter. A;so on facebook, many numerous conversations do around that are very hilarious.
Below is a sample conversation between two couples that was trending this week. Have a look;-
ONYANGO: Njeri, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic
waves and is currently summoning your attention
NJERI: Ati?
ONYANGO: Someone is calling you.
NJERI: I am still in the shower, please receive it for me
ONYANGO: Hallo….
CALLER: Where are you njeri?
ONYANGO: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a
universal manner so that I can derive
sense from this dialogue
CALLER: Please, where is Njeri? (
ONYANGO: Njeri is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the artic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with you as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while am submerged in my marbled jaccuzi
CALLER: Who are you?
ONYANGO: Please, do you have air-time of 2,000 shillings and above? Any
airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to you
who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me
better, visit any booksop near you and purchase a book titled “Knowing Professor Onyango, the individual with PHDs whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”..I authored it when I came back from
the diaspora in the previous year
CALLER: I am asking, who are you to Njeri?
ONYANGO: I am the individual whom Njeri surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing…..
CALLER: What have you said?
ONYANGO: Yes, I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Njeri’s
pelvic areas
CALLER: Auwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, what!!!!?
ONYANGO: I am the individual who exposes Njeri’s lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle, please. . And who are you?
CALLER: oh my God, you have spoilt my child, am the mother to Njeri….
ONYANGO: Ohh, I was talking to my designated mother-in-law, please. Please ooze pardon towards my manners madam and permit me to introduce myself properly…. I am the homo-sapien currently in pursuit of your daughters’ assets with an aim of detaining her matrimonial....
