News flying in indicate that Drama unfolded outside one of the ladies
hostels in K.U during the weekend, after word went round like a burnig
bush, that two intense lovers had a bad day while together during an amorous congress, and had been rushed to
the health
unit hospital for a “separation of powers” of witchcrafty.
The shocking news attracted a huge crowd of students and
villagers from K.M market who created a lot of traffic outside the health unit/
hospital to witness the off-the-wall incident. So riotous were the youthful crowd
that the management of the hospital had to call the police from Ruru Police
Station, who lobbed teargas canisters to disperse the curious onlookers.
When media team crew visited the hospital, later on to file this report, the gate was
locked and the hospital security and administration declined to speak to the
press over the matter, terming it as “sensitive”. According to multiple
sources, the unfortunate man who found his crucial toolbox clamped is an
employee of a sugar production company working on a major highway.
In the morning of the
fateful day, the two lovebirds that one live in inside the campus/ hostel and the other in K.M
rental houses town, allegedly got
“locked” as they attempted to have quick early morning act of the rod commonly
referred to as ‘morning glory’. “At the steamy love heights, the couple
realized they had been cl@mped together and began seeking for help and writhing, as this attracted neighbors who came to help,” said a source at
the estate. He added that the driver of a Pro-box rushed to the scene and
ferried the two to the hospital. However, the hospital administration sent them
away, claiming they didn’t have capacity to do anything at that time. The Good
Samaritans who had rushed them to the hospital were forced to rush them to an
undisclosed location.
One of the locals claimed the husband of the two-timing
woman had been tipped off about his wife’s philandering and had consulted a
witchdoctor who cast a spell on her. Immediately word reached him that his wife
had been caught in gland-to-gland combat with a neighbor to their homestead, the husband
declared he was only going to be involved in assistance after the hon3ycomb-thieving man
parts with Sh200, 000. “All the players in Kenyatta university have been put on notice that they can’t keep
raiding others’ jars for cookies and think they can get away with it,” warned
one angry resident.
One of the locals claimed the husband of the two-timing
woman had been tipped off about his wife’s philandering and had consulted a
witchdoctor who cast a spell on her. Immediately word reached him that his wife
had been caught in gland-to-gland combat with a neighbor to their homestead, the husband
declared he was only going to be involved in assistance after the hon3ycomb-thieving man
parts with Sh200, 000. “All the players in Kenyatta university have been put on notice that they can’t keep
raiding others’ jars for cookies and think they can get away with it,” warned
one angry resident.
